How do I report some unauthorized mexicans?

One of my friends is an illegal Mexican alien brought here as a baby his illegal Mexican parents.

I want to report him to immigration services so that he and his line are apprehended and deported and shipped OUTTA my town to Mexico.

Where can I report him and his family to?
Answers:   
Hi I am Mexican, and I am undocumented.

Why don't U report me ?

sn-it-ches are bi-t-ches who cry anti-semitism
What happened did he steal your girlfriend? And really to refer to him as your "friend" brings out thoughts regarding how you would treat your enemy. Look in your phone book instead of asking people to assist you in your snitching.

My answer, pick up the phone and dial.
Wait...you want to report your "friend" and his family? I would understand doing it to a constant bully, or even someone who have wronged you, but a friend? WOW...have you ever asked him why them came here? Maybe they would otherwise have died within Mexico...Mexico isn't exactly Cancun and sipping Corona's and having a pet donkey...Going across the border from Texas, I have heard of and see pictures of people living in little more than huts made out of scrap, beside horrible water, and worse medical care..In the big cities you aren't excatly safe, and drugs are a trunk problem....You would send a family back to a place which they hold moved from(maybe even escaped) and they are your "friends".?? Such ignorance is not good for anyone.
Nobody will do anything until something major happens.Just reporting will be just reported and file away
You liar, you don't have any friends
Worry about your self and your own family!
His not your friend cause if he be you wouldn't be doing this! What goes around comes around!
INS, aka La Migra! Buena suerte!
seriously with a friend like you there's no need for enemy
Why are you so despicable? Let's face it, their coming over in hordes and your worried about one loved ones. Your a hateful little person just wanting to procure even, grow up.
im a short time ago glad im not your friend.
You are a true American patriot. Call the sheriffs dept on that meskin weasel. Ship that mojado back where on earth he came from. And he can take his meskin family near him!
some friend you are....how around telling him that in his face and stop self a puss
Border patrol
police?
Why?
People like you make the world worse.
You are horrible and vengeful.
Props to you good sir. Start with the police and make sure these trash are sent away for good.
With a friend like you who would need an enemy?
probably ICE or INS.
You F***** u call ur his friend?? wat kind of friend are u?? and y would u want to do that for what they he or his family ever do to u??
call the police


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