Illegal Immigration ?

So say I decided to move over to the US illegally from the UK, how long would it be up to that time they realized, and how would they track me down?
Is there be punishment or would I just acquire deported? If there is a punishment, which country would deliver it and what would it be?
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Just a suggestion....
Go to some of these online dating sites, and see if you can receive a connection with an American woman. If things work out, you can get a spousal visa and green card and live here reasonably.
Belle
they would probably never realize it , and the chance of them deporting you is enormously, very small.

there are about 11 million illegals surrounded by the U.S.

about 300 000 are deported each year, that is give or take a few 2,8 %

about 80% of those come back within a few years.
You probably could get by for quite a while minus a SS or driving license... you could live on people sofa or cheap motels for ages

You could probably get a $5 an hour job for currency in hand.. of course don't catch sick ..that's expensive .

And if you are caught probably only a week or two in the detention centre where on earth you can be Big Bubba's friend .

Then you get flown home and you will get hounded for the cost of that..

Yup ..its a grand vivacity if you like that sort of thing ....
After a number of years they would catch up to you deport you and you would be banned from coming support for like 10 years.

Of course if you came from mexico you can just stay......


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