European Citizenship?

I'm thinking of joining the French Foreign Legion to get french citizenship so i can move to Europe.

Whilst the Foreign Legion is exciting and romantic, I just want to know if anyone knows an easier process to get a European Citizenship than spending 5 years being punched in the obverse by drill instructors and being bashed by eastern europeans...

I am from Australia and have no criminal register.

any help would be much appreciated
Answers:   
Have you thought about maybe basically getting a Tier 1 UK visa and moving over for a job?


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