Can I join up the Australian Army as a British citizen as my Wife is Austrailan?

I really want to know the fastest route to Australian Permanent Residency in order for me to apply to the ADF. My wife is Australian and we are Living in the UK at the moment. Im 28 and the means of access I read the website it takes 2 years living in the country before I can even apply for residence regadless of the reality that Im married to an Australian. This would take me over the age Limit to apply to the ADF! Thanks in advance for any answers
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probs, the australian army is so desperate for pple. Did you know that if your within the army, then quit and then come back they will make available you $10 000!

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